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Greetings, Earthlings.*

I was born and raised in Virginia. Upon reaching manhood, I spent four years at Colgate University. It was wonderful.

I have lived in England, Spain and the Middle East. I have also lived in a tent on the beach.

I've worked for newspapers, TV channels, websites and magazines.  3 of 4 of these are dead mediums. When I leave a job, I abide by the scorched earth policy.

I have a variety of hobbies and interests, of which I've detailed below for your benefit.

- Liverpool FC
- The Washington Football Club
- Boston Red Sox
- Washington Nationals
- Fantasy sports
- Any prospects of interstellar travel
- Shiny new Apple products
- Star Wars
- Star Trek
- Other things with the word star in them
- My son and my daughter
My wife, who likes my beard


* sample lyric from seminal 1996 hip-hop track "Hit 'Em High (The Monstars' Anthem)", from the Space Jam soundtrack.